Thai Clashes Getting You Down? Phuket, Go To The Hamptons!

Solid rental and resort numbers in the Hamptons explained! Well, maybe. According to this article in Bloomberg News, Thailand is homorraging tourists because of political clashes taking place there. A band of rebel demonstrators are fighting with the country's army because they don't think the leader of Thailand was elected legitimately. Now the economy in Thailand has gone bhat-shit, and Phuket island is seeing a decrease in visitors.

Now the elephants are getting a break, lounging around in the pools because nobody is there to jump on their backs or be entertained by their tricks. So they're happy! I swear, elephants are so goddamn lazy.