- Victim of child labor? Versace floral-print stretch satin dress: only $1,775!
- Orphaned by bunker buster in Iraq? Emilio Pucci printed cotton-jersey minidress: $540
- Unemployed with mouths to feed? Tucker printed silk-satin minidress: $210
So you see, it fits all budgets. So cheer up. And remember...if you look good...you'll get into heaven. But if you're ugly and you don't shop, well, just keep your depressed, ugly self away from all of us wearing the bright pink lipstick!