For some of you who may remember J-school. Here's the organizational checklist for these recurring pieces.
Insert self-conscious opening lines about the unapologetic display of Hamptons wealth?...Check
Justify your reason for being there by citing editorial assignment?...Check
Transition to the "if-you-can't-beat-em'-join-em'" tone?...Check
Depart from your original position to suddenly embrace the Hamptons and lament the trials and tribulations the wealthy must endure?...Check
Mention you'll be back next year?... Absolutely
Eat a bag-a-dicks?...Please do