Got this little alley-oop from our friends over at Gawker. Not sure how to take news of the Real Housewives of New York City cast members renting out their Hampton homes during the summer for nothing short of your firstborn.
Disbelief: that they would vacate their "summer" home in the...ahem...summer!
Joy: that they are vacating the Hamptons, thereby triggering a reverse brain-drain effect.
Fear: that they are unleashing the hounds of summerhamptons-hell upon an unsuspecting public in the form of tribal tat Jerseyites, valley-girl upper east side-ians, or Devorah-Rose-barnacles.
I'm going with all three emotions.
But at least one thing sucks. Before I've even had a chance to look at the calendar, it's apparently that time of year again for Montauk and Sunrise Highways to clog with sports convertibles, releasing, like aerosol cans, their douchebaggery into the atmosphere. Oh, who am I kidding. I can't wait!