The Hamptons isn't boring in the winter when it rains, he posits. Shoot, I go to the movies! I'll even plan to go to one movie (Les Miserables') and then suddenly change my mind and see Django instead; that's how off the chains I am in the Hamptons. Or I'll read a book. Or work on a novel.
We think David should open up a suicide hotline that convinces people ordinarily not contemplating suicide to go ahead and do so.
Also, David...Les Miserables'? You're fired from manhood. Turn in your testicles before you leave.