Showing posts with label porn.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porn.. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Hamptons porno to shoot July 18





We're not sure if this is slated for the Hamptons International Film Festival yet, but while Dan's Papers has its eye on the very latest in the world of Royal Pains we'll be on the lookout for a porno that is set to shoot in the Hamptons this coming Monday.

According to this Craigslist casting call, Casting Director Steve Murphy held auditions late last month in South Huntington for not one, but two porno films. He was looking for sexy females between the ages of 18 and 30, to get paid a tidy sum of $2,500 each.

We reached out to Murphy, but unsurprisingly he never got back to us for comment on such questions as, "What hotel are you shooting in? What room? How can one get invited to the wrap party."


Here's to hoping the film shoot goes so well that the Hamptons becomes the next San Fernando Valley. You think a 7-11 opening in the Hamptons is bad, wait until Dirk Diggler walks into a Golden Pear and stirs his coffee without using his hands.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Situation Wanted: Hard Worker Seeking Boss That Doesn't Mind Screwing Around On Company Computer

So the village of Sag Harbor fired a part-time employee for "inappropriate use of a village computer."

Quote: Both [Mayor Gilbride and Deputy Mayor Scarlato] said they couldn’t discuss the issue in more detail because of legal restrictions on personnel matters.

Yeah...we're guessing porn too. Chin up, Alan Steel. It rises up to snag the best of us!