Situation Wanted: Hard Worker Seeking Boss That Doesn't Mind Screwing Around On Company Computer

So the village of Sag Harbor fired a part-time employee for "inappropriate use of a village computer."

Quote: Both [Mayor Gilbride and Deputy Mayor Scarlato] said they couldn’t discuss the issue in more detail because of legal restrictions on personnel matters.

Yeah...we're guessing porn too. Chin up, Alan Steel. It rises up to snag the best of us!