Fameball Learns of Dune Ban; Opens Own Nightclub

According to our friends at Gawker, Michael Lohan, the guy who thinks bad parenting is charming, has gone all in on a Hamptons nightclub, aptly named "Controversy." As if there aren't enough toolbags running nightclubs during the summer in the Hamptons.

We think it might have something to do with that story we reported on last month, about how the Axe Lounge at Dune won't let him in. So he started his own. Here's to hoping the maximum occupancy is 1.